grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances

What Kind of Hero Are You?

• Outright Pure Intentions: Cancer, Libra, Leo, Pisces
• Anti-Hero: TAURUS, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Aquarius
• Unintentional Classic/Perfect Hero: Aries, LEO, Libra
• Comic Relief Hero: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn
• Hero Who Doubts themselves: Taurus, CANCER, Virgo, Scorpio PISCES
• Used to be the Villain: Gemini, Sagittarius, CAPRICORN Aquarius
• Prophesied Hero: Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
• Star-crossed lover w/Villain: Taurus, CANCER, LIBRA, Scorpio, Virgo
• Intelligent-Tactics in Battle: ARIES, Gemini, VIRGO, Sagittarius, CAPRICORN, Aquarius
• Blessed by the Gods: Aries, Leo, Libra, Capricorn
• Used to be a Peasant: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius
• The Misfit Hero: Gemini, SCORPIO, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
• Tragic Hero: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Sagittarius, AQUARIUS

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

talking to straight white boys

• boy: let's play twenty questions
• me: okay, what's your favorite color?
• boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?

benedictsmith:

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?

reblog if you appreciate him

66point6:

oh-neato:

66point6:

he looks like a white boy

Actually surprisingly enough its a dog